"Right! I'm sure the royal Cheesemakers Guild has their own special backpacks. You just talk to the queen about that and she'll get it all straightened out."

"Okay! And you're sure I don't need to bow or anything?"

"Oh no, you'll be fine. Just introduce yourself and I'm sure the two of you will get along perfectly."

"Well, here we are! I'll hit the switch and you just step on through the airlock. Now, which lever is it? I always forget...oh, the left one, of course. We really should mark these things."


"...why do I have to go through an airlock to meet the queen?"

"Because security. Now get in."
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