"Wait a minute, cow's can't talk! Unless..."

"Oh here we go, the think-cart is leaving the trade depot."

"You must have been sent here to answer my prayers!!!

I prayed and prayed and prayed to the Gods for help, and here you are! I can't believe it, Cowsea actually answered my prayers!!!"

"Woah woah woah, hold your horses, alright? Sorry to burst your bubble...uh..."


"Sorry to burst your bubble, Misty, but I'm not actually here for you. Besides, Gods only answer the prayers of their worshippers, so you've actually gotta be a worshipper if you want to have your prayers heard."

"But...I am a worshipper of Cowsea."

"...What, really?"

"Huh. I guess you are. Kinda feel like I should have noticed that sooner."
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