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Your name is Captain Gruzzluss Holt, and the only Dwarf under your command is about to have her head smashed in.

You're not gonna let that happen. Not if you can help it.












Okay, that hurt. That really hurt. Walking is out of the question.

You can't give up, though! Your recruit needs your help, and by mighty breastplate of Sunshield you would never leave a dwarf behind!










Your name is Reg Pashmad, and your captain is hurt.

If you don't do something soon, he could die down here in this dark, stinking pit!








If you don't do something soon, you could die down here in this dark, stinking pit!
Losing Is Fun